WAR...

yes i am talking about an all out war!!!

i was walking home along the corridor last nite, when suddendly..... a lizard (it was black and ugly) ...no longer than 6cm run out from the gaps of my gate towards the ceiling. it stop. turn around and look at me.

i almost freak out.... but i kept my cool...cos the neighbours could be watching.

very coolly, i open the gate, got into the house, open my armory under the kitchen sick, wipped out my bygone (it equivalent to the GPMG-general purpose machine gun, in the army -7,62mm calibre light and effective, fires 750 round per minute), i walk out to the corridor again ...and i sprayed like there is no tomorrow at that bugger!!!

he panic.... he ran... he felt dizzy.....

he lost grip and fell to the ground.

*SPLATE*..the sound of his body hitting the floor....

he turn towards me again (never happen before in my career as a professional lizard terminator)....stopped and this time in a stance...staring at me, front leg and head held high, as if he wanted to pounced and charged at me and kill me....

but i kept my cool....cos he was only like all of 6 cm long!

i was thinking...charge at me??..with what?? stick out his tongue and give me a sting??

then he did a fake (clever).... ran towards me and did a fast right turn and run towards the flower pot

i continue to spray him with my all powerful.. made in malaysia bygone...

he dissappeared into the plants, but not before i gave him enuf of the insecticide that can make a full grown man faint!

i guess he is dead by now...NO ONE...err... NO LIZARDS ESCAPE MY ALL POWERFUL MADE IN MALAYSIA BYGONE.

RIP.

another useless thought