and then the conversation comes round again. this time round its a little different too. its also about the buldge.
yes, we are talking about the man of steel, the man flying faster than the speeding bullet.....
and the man who wears his red undies outside. yes... it the great discussion about why he wears it outside and this year, its also about his buldge.
why? i am a big fan of superman.... i sort of share the same name... NO..i am not call kent or clark!!!
i have always been thinking about the main reason for wearing his red undies outside....
theory #1: the first time he change his outfit in the booth, he was so fast, he wore it outside, then he went on his mission without knowing he got it wrong. when he came to realise it, he thought he look cool wearing it ourside.
but i can't imagine, what if he wore his hush puppies undies that have those cute puppies right at that place???
theory #2: he don't want to show his panty....oops underwear line beaneath his blue tights.... its awful you know.
theory #3: he will have to wash his undies all the time if he wears it inside. i dont think he have the time.... he got to hid his identity, try to woo louis lane, be a reporter and be superman.....where got time to do laundry!! he may be fast, but i dont think he got the time to do it.
the there is the question of the buldge..minus the undie....yucks..... have you seen the olympians running the 100m race.... thats a boo boo you know..not a nice sight. whats more, he is superman...... everything about him is bigger and better.
so underwear is a must, its a question of wearing it inside or outside.
theory #4: imagine he hangs out his laundry, and every single ones are red undies....people will know its superman, others will think he is gay. straight men dont wear ONLY red undies all the time.....
so in conclusion, i think its a combination of #2 and a bit of #3. superman knows his fashion. panty lines .. i mean under wear lines are major boo boo in the fashion industry.
another useless thought
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