Friday, June 30, 2006

i heard superman say this in an interview with a journalist when asked:

why did superman wear his undies outside....

and from the mouth of superman himself..... he answered... " it the only way to hid the zippers!"

so there you go... the answer to why superman wear his undeis outside.

which i think is bull shit.... sorry my fellow super heros.. i dont mean to say superman is a lair.....

how can he have a blue suit with zippers? with the speed that he changes in the booth... his birdie will get caught between the zippers! OUCH!!! and he wont have time to save the world...he will be busy undoing his zippers! and OUCH OUCH!!!!

but i stand by my theory that he really wants to hid that panty lines.... this is a re cap of the 2 theories:

theory #2: he don't want to show his panty....oops underwear line beaneath his blue tights.... its awful you know.

theory #3: he will have to wash his undies all the time if he wears it inside. i dont think he have the time.... he got to hid his identity, try to woo louis lane, be a reporter and be superman.....where got time to do laundry!! he may be fast, but i dont think he got the time to do it.

the there is the question of the buldge..minus the undie....yucks..... have you seen the olympians running the 100m race.... thats a boo boo you know..not a nice sight. whats more, he is superman...... everything about him is bigger and better.

so underwear is a must, its a question of wearing it inside or outside.

another usless thought

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