sometimes, as i lay in my dog house dreaming and staring into the skys..... i would start to think of god's creation.

why are we created like what we are? eveyone one have 10 fingers, 10 toes, one nose...2 eyes.. one ass hole......etc etc.....

nothing wrong with having 11 fingers...... or 3 eyes....???

then i thought, what if god did not create an ass hole for us.

the good overwhelms me........ i was in shock when i gave it a deeper thought. shit!!! i think the advantage out weighs the disadvantage.

do you know that a lot of probelms will be solved. yes one ass hole can casue a lot of problems or save us from a lot of problems on earth.

and so here goes my thoughts......

without an as hole, then we have one less industry, that is the manufacturers of ALL toilet accessories. this is a big industry...imagine the enviromental impact......

then we will not ned toilet papers. the amount of shit we discharge every year kill so many tress, that if we dont have ass holes, a lot of forest and trees will be saved.

the amount of shit we let off....... have you ever wonder where do they all go to? into the sea i guess....it must go some where right. without all your shit floating around, the environment will cleaner, air will be fresher.

and there will be no such a thing as farting. phew!!!! ..... (save a lot of people from embaressment)

there will be no constipation! you know what is it like not shitting for 5 days in a row!!!!!

more importantly, there will of be no food shortage, cos we all won't be eating anything, cause we dont have an ass hole to shit them all out.

the world will be a better place, cos there will be no famine, kids will not die of hunger, they get grow up like all human beings. adults will not fight over food and be like kids.

we will not get scolding from our parents for not coming home for dinner......cos there won't be dinner.

vegetables will live longer.

animals will be spare from being slaughtered for food, they can live happily and actually co-exist with man in peace.

there will be lesser diseases..... no mad-cow, no bird flu, no pig virus and a host of other plants and animals related diseases.

i guess i am really just an ass hole whole think and fault god's creation. but i am not blaming him - really. what he did was wonderful and beautiful. i think he did a fantastic job.

i just think its the human being and the ass hole in us... who are creating a mess out of what was god's creation that was meant to be good!!!

another useless thought