the sound is irritating...it just came on and on and on......

i hate that sound. its makes me sick to the tummy and my goose bumbs stand like 5cm high..and if i have hair....it will all be stand 90 degrees.

i feel like doing a beckham now..puke it all out!

its getting late...i was waiting for the world cup to start... brazil vs ghana.... i am on the computer..talking to my super heros friends...exchanging ideas on how to save the world, make it a better palce, and also in contact with some of my secreet agent friends..gathering intellengence.

that sound...... again

i went to my personal armoury.... to check out what i have in there or purchased recently. i took out my latest buy i got from NTUC fairprice...SHIELDTOX - multi kill all insect killer. not very powerful, cos it did not specify killing lizards fast plus its made in malaysia. killing power reduce 50%

but i had no choice, the enemy was near..the sound was LOUD!!! very loud.... i know i have a mission to accomplish..... the world depends on me..... i have to risk my live once again....but i dont mind, for the better good of mankind.

ppppppppssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss.... i stopped, listen for the sound again.... i was hoping it will go away....BUT..... that sound came on again......

i spray again.... ppppppppppppppppppsssssssssssssssssss


i am sure it was hiding behind the curtain. but my legs were wobbling and are not moving and i lost my guts at that instant. i dare not touch my house curtains.....damm it. i felt like a chicken!

then my mum came in and calmly asked me"WHAT..... lizards again is it", i mean its was as if nothing big is happening... i mean hello mum....it's a lizard - the most fear creature of all time in the house!!!.......... she ask me to flip the curtains

i told her..."u want to lose a son?"

so she calmly walked in, flip open the curtain...... and there it was. bloody 15cm long. BIG and BLACK!!!! yucks...
it ran behind the window when he saw my mum.... the tail was sticking out from the window frame...sort of like the ostrich...head in the ground but the whole ass is out in the open!

and so...i sprayed again...ppppppssssssssssssssssssssssssssss

i guess if he is not dead..he would have fell 9 floors down.

phew!!!! i survived another attempt on my live. the world is safe. thanks to my mum and my made in malaysia shieldtox....at least it have some effect.

i live another day to tell the story

another useless thought