Monday, July 24, 2006

good conversation piece.

to have a good and intelligent conversation is an art. it take lots of pratice to make it perfect.

remember those awkard silence during meetup session with family and friends.....well, if you have good conversation piece/skills....these silence are hard to come by, cos you have perfected the art!

i was having dinner with some friends after church. to be exact, my mother in law, wife, uncle tony and aunty sandra and husband - 6 of us.

we just finsih our dinner - claypot chicken rice at geylang east central (eh..NOT geylang), the the master herself (mother in law) spoke..... not sure what was it all about cos the were constantly speaking in teochew...then that conversation piece pops up - shit.

yes i am talking about real shit - the humans waste that comes out from out body.

i dont understand my wife's family, everytime when we have dinner, this topic on shit always comes up, during dinner!!!! not that i mind, but what if we have other friends who do mind!!! at least this time she started it after dinner! but they do enjoy have these shitty conversation, cos they wil laugh, joke and make fun out of it and the description....... stinky!



now i know shit floats in the sea, the sound when drop into sea, watery, not too watery, hard, soft, pig eat their won shit and we eat them, shit collector....all..ask me i know..... i can smell it too!!!

so here is a good conversation piece for you to get you started during those awkard silence...... during dinnner!

another useless thought.

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