Monday, July 03, 2006

i think animals have human instinct. they know what is going to happen, like fortune teller. the animals know there is a hunter around....they know if disaster is going to strike. like during the recent tusnami, no anilmals died...only humans...cos the animals could sense it and all ran away to hid.

same to for insects. spider knows danger.... spiderman can verify that. he always sense danger. i know, cos he will rsuh off from our monthly superhero BBQ and he will rush off to do his superhero duty. i mean even superman, with his tight schedule will still stay on throughout the whole BBQ thing....

specifically i want to talk about lizards. i mean they know i am shifting out of the house soon. they are all over my house now. i hear them making that irritating sound. they sense that danger is going away soon, and they all desend to my house, trying to establish their turf... much like the mafias marking out their turf in case some other families step in first.

bloody hell, they can sense it. i swear!

but they dont know that i still protect my turf...i will, even till the last day, the last minute and the last second. my motto of "i see one, i kill one" will remain. i will enforce it much like the communist.... rule with an iron fist! they better go and tell their kind all over the island and warn them about where i am moving to. cos i adopt the same policy even in the new place..there will be no "grace" period.... no 100 day holiday...and NO MERCY! KKKKKKKKIIIIIIIIIILLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!! pppppsssssssssssssssssssssssss!

hahhahaahahhahaaaaaaaa....hahhahaaaaaa.......hahhahahahaaaaaa......hahahhahaaaaaaaaa.......... *evil evil*

another useless thought.

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