Thursday, December 21, 2006

christmas is coming.....

and if lizards are scrooge of christmas....then

the scrooge was at my house last nite too......

i spray him with my new imporved.... made in malaysia bygone.....i spray and he almost fainted.

it was BIG....HUGE...GIANGANTIC!!!....... all of 10cm long from head to tail end.....

he was just there..on the wall...i stared at him and he stare back..... he know he was spotted by me...even with his clever camofluge...... almost same color as my cairo gold wall......not sure if he knows he was doomed..... i think he was going to make his way our x'mas tree to steal our presents for friends.....

"GET ME THE BYGONE"...i shouted to me wife......

PPPPPPPPPPPPSSSSSSSSSSSSSS........ "SPLATE!" and the scrooge fell off the wall and on the floor.....

he can run...but he can't hide.....

he is in the dustbin now.....my wife wrapped him up in a tissue and threw him in....17 floors down..... where he belongs....in the trash.....

another useless thought.....

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