someone told me that i am best suited to live in taiwan.....

yes i scratch my head thinking about it too..... taiwan........ not that i hate that place or anything...... from my limited number visit to taiwan.... 4 times actually!!!! i don't really like that place...it absolutely don't suit me there......

back to the taiwan thing. that someone say the opposition there thrives.... yap...we are talking about politics there that will suit me..... what do i know about chinese history...i can't read and write chinese well let alone traditional chinese for that matter. plus i have never set foot in china......

last nite i stayed awake thinking about my political life there...if......

the first thing i will do is to end the stand-off between china and taiwan. yes, i will declare taiwan independence. i will go to war with china. i know i will loose, but what all these talks and no action?

whats the point of living your life in the shadow, fearing everything in all direction. its only when you have made a stand, than the country will really thrive. start a war and end all doubts.

i will cut off ties with the americans after i get their weapons. they are the real devils here. they are a nuisance to me. half support taiwan, the other half fears the dragon.

i will rule like a dictator, an authorian rule, military like for at least 2 years before i will introduce democracy again.

i get rid of the whole political system which i think sucks, cos no one respect it anymore. its totally corrupted. people fight in parliament and the VP shouts vagularites! someone must teach them to respect the law of the country.

i will end money politics. so no ties with all the african countries. i will established real ties with countries who really respect us. trade with countries who think of us as a country worthy to be business partners rather than something else.

i need to restore pride back to the taiwanese people after the clowns have made a mess out of it for so many years. give the people a sense of belonging. a sense of loyalty.

but first of all.....i must be a taiwan citizen, then i have to get rid of the "4 heavenly kings/queen", work with a damm good plastic surgeon so that he can improve my face to beat the ever youthful mr ma.... and a spin doctor to help me create scandals thats better than ah bian...... no shooting and blood please.

BANG!!!! ...i will be shot before i set foot in taiwan on the plane.

RRRRRRRRIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGG...... my alarm clock rang.....i fell asleep and was dreaming....so i did not actually stay awake after all. its just my pespiration and not blood.....phew.......

politics in taiwan is NOT for me...heh

another useless thought.