fastest hand in the world....

yap...thats me.... fastest....in the north south east and west!!!

last night, i was walking out from my room to the living room.... i stopped....absolutely stunned!!..the was something on the ceiling that i absolutely despised!!!

i stop on my track....running through all the possible scenario in warfare, i shouted to my field commander to bring the the chemical weapons and along the way, get the clean up squad in too.

i was just standing there all the time...seconds tick.... i was worried that it will run and try to escape.

2 minutes later, the chemical weapons arrived. one hand holding the the weapon, the other holding the broom.....

ppppppiiiiiisssssssssss ....... 2 seconds later..... "splate" he fell off the ceiling .... and all in one action.... 'WHAM!!!" i smacked it down hard.... all in 4 seconds... and the baby lizard was dead... good job.... the rest is history

i am the fast hand!

another useless thought.