it was an exciting night.....

so exciting that i almost choke to death....and simply could not breath.

intoxicating!

it was late into the night..... i was getting ready to go to bed...as as usual, i clean up the living room a bit before i go to bed otherwise ants will come crawling....

so i took my cup and went into the kitchen to wash my cup.

and so..... there it was..... in full battle and camouflage outfit, blending in nicely with my brown kitchen floor titles.

but unlucky for him, i have a pair of god-given good eye-sight to spot this shit! the moment i switch on the lights...i see that bugger running away from under the trash bag.

so it was kind of shit for me... i was sleepy and getting ready to go to bed.... now i am wide awake. my born mission is to get rid of these pesky LIZARDS!!!!

and so....here we go again....

we brought a can of chemical bombs from aunty lucy the other day. yes, she is my main supplier in chemical arms. it has added potency. very toxic. very powerful. one whiff form it and you feel dizzy... this one is added with dettol smell....

the enemy this time was a green horn... i mean a baby lizard..about 5cm long...i think....

he ran for cover under my killer instinct eyes.... ran pass the divider and under the fridge! at that point...i ran towards the ammo dump where the chemicals weapons were kept. in less than 3 seconds i was fully arm... and my missison.... seek, destroy and kill.

i sprayed under the fridge and for like 20 seconds there was no reaction from enemy... no movement. i decided to spray more. this time, the enemy could not take the chemical anymore and ran for another cover.... he ran diagonal across the kitchen and wanted to crawl up the pipes and hide there.....

i was smart. i spray the pipes from the top instead, stopping him in his tracks. so he was trapped...he cannot go up and cannot run anymore...cos by the time he wanted to break away, i sprayed the bottom part too....

effectively, he was immobilised. he can neither go up or down of anywhere....

i was please with the mission... so i call in the clean up squad. i ran into the storage area and got the broom and dustpan out..and began the clean up. he was dizzy and could not really ran.

WHAM!!! BANG!!! and i flatten the enemy with the broom and swept him into the dust pan in one action. and i threw it into the disposal unit...and with the action from one button....FLUSH!!! and off he goes into the incinerator.

it was only now that i realised that i am been intoxicated myself..... i could hard breath.... i forgot to wear my gas mask. with my quick thinking brain, i open the window and let air come into the house.

i drank some antidote from the hot flask. feeling better...i switch off the lights and went to bed.

mission accomplished..... again.

another useless thought.