special report.....

i was up at 4am to check the news of european championship between man u vs barca...

yes...man u won...1 - 0... i was happy.... today...God was with the devils.. (is that scandalous??) the time is now almost 5am. i decided not to sleep and continue to do my work. at about 6am, i decided to make myself a warm cup of kopi, and so there i was in the kitchen, first i drank a cup of warm water... then i boil a flask to make my kopi.

i was just standing there waiting for the water to boil...when suddenly out pop a bloody lizard behind the toaster!!! i scream.... (but it was a silent scream) as fast as its head pops up...it went back behind the toaster... i was like shit!!! and at 6am... everyone is sleeping... my commander just left town for an important mission.... i was alone to face this crisis....

an experience veteran like me...i thought should not have problem with that shit head!
i immediately swung into action.... full battle order in less than 10 seconds!

i turn my body as fast as i could, took out my weapon from cabinet behind me... yes i store my weapons in the kitchen!

i began to spray, hoping to catch the bugger hiding behind the toaster.... he ran away for cover, hiding behind the diamond water tank!! i was like shit... how.

a war veteran like me have never seen this before in my entire 30 years of experience... a brave lizard like no others!

he again pop his head out from behind the tank to steal a look at me...or to tease me??? ... i spray at him, head on... and to my shock!!! he just stood there...taking it all in!!! i was like.... this is a brave kid he was taking it all in for more than 4 seconds of chemical spray.... and the best part...he was like enjoying it! he was like a model taking photo.... with the fan blowing at her in the face...and her hair was like flying...

then he went back into hiding as if nothing have happened....

i need something better and a stronger chemical weapons... just than he pops out again...this time he stood on top of the tank... dancing around the top of the tank. he was definitely playing with me.... i spray at him again. again, he was taking it all in!! it was a good 5 seconds this time... and he just stood there!!! WHAT THE......

i am sooooo shit now..... he then slip back into hiding after i stop to think what to do next! i was thinking this kid need to be given a purple heart!! he was brave and face his enemy head on!!!

i went back into the ammo dump and took out another weapon..this time a stronger one...lysol!!

he again pops his head out from behind the tank... it make a short burst of lysol onto his face.... he fell back..i could hear the "TUD" sound... then i waited for him to come out... i know he is dizzy now... he will need fresh air.

we played the waiting game....

about 2 minutes later... he came out...ran towards the toaster (whats with these lizards, they have a fetish for toasters!!) again i sprayed at him with a few shot burst of lysol......he flip and ran...this time he fell into the skin....

yes! i told myself... he is so trap, there is no way he can get out from the sink! i can see him now... his body is cover with bygone and lysol...he was shiny!

i pour a cup of hot water from the flask that i had just boiled....(he knows he is trapped in the sink as he was trying desperately to get out, he was jumping and jumping....) as i poured the hot water into the sink, i can see smoke coming out from the sink. he is smoking!! there is a mat in the sink to protect the metal, this mat have a lot of hole in them... as he try to avoid the hot water... he somehow got trap in between this holes.... i pour into the sink another cup of hot water.. and then he was gone.

i could not call in the clean up squad, my mum is still sleeping... i have no choice but to leave it in the sink but i clean up the kitchen..the table top, and the walls... its stain with deadly chemicals.....

the brave boy is still in the sink as i type and sipping my hot kopi.... i salute him.... i have NEVER seen such a brave heart! this is what true man... lizards are made of - RIP 30 APRIL 2008. he truly earn my respect!

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