Friday, June 13, 2008

the enemy of the state have acquire stealth technology!!! not sure how they got it

last night, i was sitting by the sofa, watching the telly.... the air was still.... no wind and its hot.... i had no choice but to open the window.

20 mins into the show, my commander looked at me and then look at the ceiling.... and she signal me to look....

and so there it was.... the enemy was on the ceiling...... about 5 cm long!!!

commander whispered... "watch out for it SIR!...i go get equipment to terminate enemy...."

i stared... and he stayed very still...much like the weather......

armed with just the new invention of ours - "the electric net".... specially designed to trap and shock thereby killing the enemy in the process....

she took the chair....armed herself with our new invention.... and was about to proceed...when i whispered..."stop....."

"let me get my weapon...just in case the bugger drop on the floor"..... i will WHAM BAM!!! the sucker if it drops!

in 2 mins...we were in full battle order and ready for action.

she steps on the chair....

the enemy was still.... thinking he have stealth technology.... no one have detected him....

i was ready by the side...with my broom...i mean weapon....

my commander reach out her hand with the piece of tissue paper... i mean the new invention, the electric net....grab it.... squeezed...

operation stealth was over in 5 seconds....

another useless thought

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