my commander in charge, was back last night on a late flight.

as if to test her training, the enemies send in one of their troops to test out her training and maybe to gather intelligence on the new weapon they gather that we will be buying.

i was preparing for a briefing on the situation outside the base camp and what i saw the last few nights. i told her they are gathering intelligence and may be preparing for an all out attack. but to my shock.... they sure have information fast, she have just touch late at night and just barely reach camp...preparing for my briefing.... and there it was.....

in the bedroom.... i really meant war room.... all 12 cm of it.... dark skin.....

i did not see him, i was entering the war room and my commander turn round to the door to greet me..when...she look up and said..."SIR!...."... i knew at that instance...the enemy have infiltrated base camp.... there is a breech in security.

we froze...and with her new knowledge of killing the enemy, she quickly took out the all new improve "electric net" from the toilet...err.... her suitcase. it is bigger than the previous version, much thicker, better grip... better killing range, more lethal.

the lizard move a little...shift his position.. with our commotion. perhaps he wanted to counter attack and make the first move, but he stop and just stayed still...

i think he wanted to activate his invisible shield..and blend in with the wall color, maybe his equipment failed him....i am not sure, but we can still see him on the wall.... ugly sucker!

my commander....using the thick towel... i mean the new electric net... slowly move to position, the lizard still thinking he was in the invisible mode...did not move.....

"SZZZZZZZZZZZSSSSSSS" the electric current zapped him good.... in one swift movement he was under wrap and electrocuted.... he was throw into the rubbish chute...i mean the incinerator....17 floors down...

my commander then turn to me and said... "sir, i think its better that we stop using chemical weapons...the electric net is good enough. its safe and good for the environment..."

i listened, but i have my reservation.

it was a long night. we are now in urgent need to repair damage. it's def con ONE now. preparation for Armageddon!

another useless thought.