the coming golden globe award, emmy award and the oscar awards and i suspect even the cannes international film festival will be one tough cookie for the judges....hmmm...maybe it should be breezy easy one... i don't know.

but heres the story

ladies and gentlemen.... making history in the television and movies industry, and making a clean sweep in every major awards given for recognition in film history..... this year, the award... ALL THE AWARDS goes to ....... * dumb dumb roll...* MALAYSIA BOLEH!!!!!!!

yes...this country have the making of a great movie - sex... lies..... video tapes, gay.... corruption.... soap, comedy, drama, fact and friction..... everything....you name it, its in there.... and with big names like Paking Lah, Analwar... Nabeh... Dr Mamak.... and many many more supporting cast.... everybody..... is in the movie....

the next movie destination will be in Malaysia...bollywood and hollywood are out.... malaysiawood is in!!!!

imagine the amount business that will be generated especially rubber, hmmm ...... wah....their economy will be boiling hot... booming like never before. everyone will want to invest and have a piece malaysia, PLUS (no disrespect) it will be a THE place for people who likes alternative lifestyle, no doubt. this will be better than crude oil.... every single citizen will be a millionaire.... the first country to have 100% millionaires!!!! another award there!!!!!

at one instant, they will jump from a third world country to 1st world eclipsing america, britan, france and even switzerland

anal jokes aside.... i mean all jokes aside....

actually i am sad....yes, as much as i don't like the doctor.... there are a lot of people in malaysia who are suffering and poverty exist and there are real poor people.

do you think they are interested in all these fiasco? i mean who will be interested if someone likes to play with anus? the people are only thinking of the next meal or more price hikes or making living and live!

all these statuary declarations and all are now just jokes, no one will take them seriously anymore. these are games for the rich and the anal..... claims and counter claims..... stupid political games.

instead of spending so much time, effort and energy and more importantly money on these movies...why don't the politicians there do something useful...maybe like try like govern the country and create wealth for her people?

i am just an old and useless ranting dog here, i am in no position to give out these awards.... i mean comment on all these... its really their ass...i mean their country.

another useless thought.