time: 1234am singapore time.
this is my first time ever picture blog of our operation "clear out". some of these are declassified, that's why i can show them as they are not sensitive information anymore.
be warned, some of the images maybe too graphic, adult supervision are advised and this ape here will not be responsible for any repercussion.... and this is my mission...
so there i was lying on the floor watching the telly, sipping kopi and going to enjoy my army dog biscuits issues by the cookhouse for night snacks.... SLURP!! SLURP!!!
i don't know why, but i sat up sensing something was not right.... i turn and look at the corner of the room by the window...and there it was..... the enemy of the state was in the house!!!! i suspect he was send in to destroy and blow up our camp!! on closer inspection, i saw something on his body...could be a homemade body bomb!!
it send shivers down my spine...my goose bumps were all up!
with that, i swing into full action...full battle, alert at def con 1! my generals are out of town so i have no help and was on my own.... but i must admit, its been a long time since i went into action, i am afraid i might not do a good and clean job!
my chemical weapons above
i walked slowly to the ammo dump to get the 2 cans of our deadly chemical weapons..... and then on the way collected the electric shocker.... just in case he runs and i can use the broom.. i mean the electric shocker to immobilised him!
everything was ready in 1 minute flat. i look thru my night vision camera and i could see he was still there.... waiting... i guess he wants to inflict maximum casualties. i went into action!
i walked near the window and opened the window on one side..so that if anything happens, he can only run out and drop 17 floors and not into the camp. I am not sure why, but the sucker fell inside the house rather than outside..... maybe he just want to challenge and test my will.... i don't know.
things happen very fast from then, it was one swift action after another.....psssssss here...psssssssss there.... lysol here...lysol there.... WHAM here....WHAM!!! there!
he was hiding as i spray and whack him.... running to the corner of the house and try to camouflage and blend himself with the floor tiles. he hide under the TV console... but i can see him clearly with my super vision specs, specially invented to see them.
it was ugly....
but i prevailed and won. he lay there dead.... the battle was over, but the air of death filled the room...the stench was bad..... and it was damm ugly.
i sweep him into the dustpan took a image of him front and back. that dark red bit you see.... i think its the intestine... i mean the body bomb. i am not sure why it did not go off even with my force hitting him.
but i sworn his tail was wagging.... yucks!
look at him, he is at least 12cm long!
The bomb squad gave me the all clear signal....
i called in the clean up squad... sweep it up in the dustpan... i mean the body truck and throw it into the incinerator....and in one action.... a pouch of a button...flush!!!!!! and he was gone
peace returns to the camp. i was happy with myself. i have not lost it. i off the TV and went to bed thinking of how the write this report for the ministry of defence.
This will also serve as a warning to all of them.... those who read this blog - DON'T come near us or our camp ... your end will be like your commarade.... dead and flush down the toilet.
mission accomplished.
another useless thought
1 comment:
Hi Kong, perhaps you wanna try the lizard trap recommended by Xiaxue? It worked for her!
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