one early morning, we came back from the airport, the house was pitch dark, the hall window was slightly opened, the wind was blowing and the white curtains with drifting up slightly.....
we put down the luggages and then switched on one light... thats when we saw patches of we don't know what.... we thought my mum may have watered the bonsai and the soil and water drip out for the bottom of the pot.... and then we realised it was all over the house..... even on the walls...
my wife proceed to get a piece of cloth to clean it... and me, i went to our room to put her handbag... i walked towards our room thinking about the mess....
i was about to swithed on the lights and i saw...a shadow of something.... on the lights...it was huge.... i thought it was one of those big moths..... "click" and there it was
BATMAN!!!! was hanging upside down from the light
i did not even have time to shout to my wife and it swoop down from the light and flew out of the room.... instictively i squat down and cover my hear.....
i then ran out of the room to tell wifey that there was a bat in the house!!!
she gave a scream when she saw something flying out.... and we both ran into our room and shut the door.. i told her it was a bat....
we need a plan...all the windows were shut except for the one in the hall, and we thought the bat must have came in from there, and because the curtain is blocking it, the bat cannot find his way out.....
our room is near the balcony and opposite our room is my study room....
HOW TO GO OUT TO OPEN THOSE WINDOWS????
the bat is flying up and down the house...we don't want to be bittne by it and it sure looks scary to me!!!
with our thinking caps on...we proceed to wear our "battle gears", our winter clothings.... a cap each on our heads...and a pillow in front of us to protect us in case the bat flew towards us and his ABS brakes are not working.....
we were all dressed up for battle.... we got a touch light and began our mission. i open the door slightly... and then the bat flew towards me!!! and my wife shouted again.... and i closed the door and bang!!! it hit the door.... ABS faulty i thought
we are in deep shit....HOW!!!!!
we are trapped!
after about 5 minutes...we took courage and try venture out again... i opened the door and i saw the bat flying up and down the house..... i close it and we plan again....
slowly we open the door.... and the bat was no where in sight.... i told my wife he could be in my study room.... cos its the only room that is dark....
i told her to open the balcony window while i look into the study room....
sure enough...he was hanging upside down on the ceiling light...i use my touch light to shine at it... and i can see the 2 glowing red eyes..... i tried to use the light to attract it to fly out..cos the windows are open now....
SWOOP!!!!....and i ran into the room!!!! it flew out from the study and it frighten the shit out of me...... and i knock my knees on the door while running back to the room!!!
DAMM BAT!
after a few minutes...after we have calmed down....we slowly open out door again.... with pillow and all...we venture out...... step by step... we explore the house.... not in my study...not in the hall.... not in the store room.... or kitchen......
we gave the all clear sign...... took off our battle gear and began operation clean up....
call me chicken...or anything man.... that bat looks scary much like dracula.... the eyes is eery....red and bright..... like a devil..... evil to the core.....
this bat is the one i saw.... his shit was all over the house...and its sticky and googy.....yucks....
here is our battle gear..... yap...we are the dynaymic duo..... bat-fighters....
*of course my wife is a not a blonde*.....
that may be the reason why i never like batman....and his side kick robin, i like spiderman....
another useless but scary thought
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