Monday, February 16, 2009

its been a long time since the enemy penetrated into our defence.....

was it the lack of pride of us being soldiers... protect our homeland or are we just complacent?

i take pride in my job as a commander of a very sensitive camp.....

but alas.... nothing could stop the enemy from infiltrating into our camp....

here are some very tactical images...and a video of how we eliminate our enemies..... parental guidance advised

i spotted the enemy near the window.... he was like 13cm long!!!! big..and FAT!!!

he and I stood still when we saw each other..... for a good 2 - 3 minutes. then he began to make a run and hid behind the pipes....

as he ran... i shouted to my captain..... at the same time rush to the ammo dump and grab a can of chemical weapon ready to throw everything i have at that piece of shit!!!!

i spray and spray... he ran..hid...breathe.... ran again and hid again... i suppose he was trying to get fresh air...

then in one leap... much like matrix in slow motion.... he leap into the sink...... "tonk!"
and i knew he is so trap. that is the sound of him hitting the steel sink......

below are some images of that stupid shit....who jumped into the sink...and could not save his life..... as for me... i know the game is over... he is soooooo dead!!!



he jumps into the sink..... and i have no idea why....


he was running around looking for an escape route.....



he fake death.... stayed motionless..... as we pour hot water onto him


that's my captain's beautiful and smooth hands.... holding that piece of shit.... who pretends to be dead


my captain told me it feels hard and stiff... but he is really not dead yet!!! after this photo was taken... he giggle a bit and we threw him back into the sink

*i have deleted the video* facebook say i might have infringed copyright with my background music..... i guess the bloody lizard win the war on videos!!...maybe i just posted it without sound...... or insert it with some no copyright music......

after this video.... my captain gabbed him up again and wrapped him in a plastic bag and threw him into hell!!! many floors down!!!

peace at last..... for the moment

another battle won....

another useless thought

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

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