ALL lizards don't go to heaven...they ALL come to my house...dead or alive!!!

or maybe someone up there is playing some prank on me!

last night, the wife was coming home, it was late...flight delayed.... at about 1.40am, an sms came in..." aircraft just landed...call you again..."

i immediately left the house to go to the airport.....

i open the door...

and there it was....starting straight at me...... THE LIZARD!!! latched on the gate.....

now they have invaded my front gate!!!

i was like SHIT!!!!....... how am i to get out now!!!! the goose all came to my skin...it was popping up all over!!!

disregarding my own safety i got into action and prepare for a battle...... as quickly as i spot that bugger... i ran to get the chemical spray and the broom..i mean stun gun...

i spray and he ran..BUT still stayed on the gate!!!!

HOW!!!! i will be late!!

i use the broom...i mean stun gun and swept the gate from top to bottom and in between the gap.... he was paying with me.... trying to tell me he is the BOSS.....

after a 5 minute struggle.... all was still...there was no more movement....

i continued to spray and swept....

picking up ALL my courage.... i inserted the key to open the gate.....

click...click..... i pushed open the gate.... and make a dash out. in one singe movement...as i ran out the gate...i turn my head to make sure the sucker is not op top of the door.....

once outside i scanned the parameter.... he was no where in sight......

i again spray more chemicals around the area to make sure he does not come back to spy on us again.....

i lock the door and went to the airport...... telling myself..another got away..... AGAIN!!!!

while driving...i was asking myself...what the SHIT!!!! the are penetrating our camp like we are some kind of hotel...and NOT a military camp!!!!

am i losing the battle? are they not afraid of me anymore? questions and more questions ran through my mind...and i have no answers..... honestly.....

and that's when i remember my earlier post..... do all lizards go to heaven.....

nope..they don't...they come to my house...dead or alive!

another useless thought