Friday, September 04, 2009

being a man was so much easier just a few years back....

today, to be a man it is a whole new experience and complicated... yes complicated!!

many years ago, men can choose to brush or not to brush his teeth... no big deal.... maybe a rinse would have done the job, he puts on his jeans (3 weeks old) and grab the most available Tshit...and thats it...no need to comb hair...no gel needed... put on perfume.... wears his socks ( 2 days old) and his sneakers and that it!!! ... he is off to work

time: 3 mins flat

today....

man wakes up. brush his teeth, floss them.... then there is an array of face wash..... first the normal face wash, the your have the scrub...and then moisturiser, then you shave... making sure no facial hairs are left undone....

then you have a warm shower.... using another arrays of body baths!!!! and then you start to wash your hair..... using shampoo and then conditional...... and when you are washing your hair... you ensure that the water form your head does not flow onto your face...... this will damage your delicate well cleanse skin!!!

then if off to the mirror.... looking at you biceps, triceps and whatever ceps you have to look..... and then you begin to blow dry your hair.... and then you gel it...style it......

and of course if the eye brow is out of place.... you have to use the twiser to put out those that are out of place.....

the more vains ones will put on some foundation.... and maybe sun block..... eye liner.....

then its off to the cabinet where a range of cloths awaits the master.....

good to wear pink today?... or should i wear white.... long sleeves??? my pants..... hmm... jeans? slacks..... straight cut??? tight fit.... belts...... wait!!!! what's my mood today? good...not so happy??? hmmmm..

choices choices and more choices.....

and what bag should i carry to work today...... and the shoes to match it????

time: 90mins and still counting.....

yes... if its not right you don't leave the house! simple as that....

today's men must be metrosexual.... he must be emotionally connected, he must know how to cook.... he must be able to cry... laugh, humorous, be sensitive... loving...

i am so tired typing this.... imagine, a few line from the first paragraph was all it need to describe men... compare to the many many paragraphs and lines......

good luck and ....... which one are you?

another useless thought

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