we have shift base camp to another location... security was not as tight, but we are working on it to make sure enemies don't penetrate in so easily.

for us, this is just a temp base, we will be moving again in about 365 days.... to a secret location.

back to our new base.... there is a lapse... the enemy have been squatting in the loo...oops the ammo dump for many days.... it was hard to locate it. everything is new to us, and the radar don't seem to be working.... there are still glitches here and there. the IT guy is workig hard to rectify all these technical problems.

last nite, as i was working on the computer on a top secret... i heard the enemy loud and clear.... from the loo... i mean the ammo dump..... he must be spying on my project that can potentially wipe out their entire battalion in one press of a button... they must be shitting behind their tails knowing this!!!

and so i open the door and switch on the light and wore my radar to scan the area for enemy.... all i hear was that irritating sound... but no enemy in sight.... but the sound just came on..and on..... it was loud..and i thought to myself... this must be one huge ass enemy!!

then i realise that its time that i activate the weapons department to bring in two chemical weapons of mass destruction..... its kill without smell... odourless.....

as i prepare to launch an assault.... i scan the place again.... still no sight of it.....

then i decided its time i launch the weapons.... and piiiiiiiiiisssssssssssssssssssssssssss......

it did not come out behind the toilet bowl... oops...sorry i mean the neutraliser.... a flushing system we use to get rid of enemies.....

i decided to introduce a third element... water to spray the hell out of that bugger.... i mean spy!!!

5 seconds later.... he ran out of his hiding place..... its was black.... and 5cm long!!!! i spray again... and again it hid behind the pipes and even when i continue to spray chemicals and even water it refused to come out and surrender...

i was on wits end..... what else can i do???

i decided to give it one last spray and close the door hoping that it will suffocate...and die.....

sigh... my commander is out of town..training in japan with the latest technology in chemical warfare..... i have no choice but to leave it as it is and let that sucker live!!!

i sprayed...clsoe the door and off the lights and hope for the best......

i off my computer as it was not safe to work on my project anymore...cos the spy is around.....

i went to bed.... this morning, when i woke up..... the bloody black lizard was dead.... i mean the enemy was dead... motionless.... i can almost feel myself smiling from ear to ear!!!!

wooohooooo.... enemy down!!! YES!!!!! the bloody lizard is DEAD!!! i can finally shit in peace.... i mean place my amoo in the dumper in peace!

anther useless thought.